The Bachelor Finale has finally arrived. Monday and Tuesday night was pure chaos but it was more than what we saw on TV. What came after was even better.
If I’m being honest, I barely remember Part 1 because it was pretty uneventful. Hannah Ann meets Peter’s family including his mom, Barbara who ends up LOVING HANNAH ANN. This led to his mom crying and us finally figuring out who she was saying Peter should run after. It ends up being Hannah Ann… last person I would have thought.

Then Madison meets his family but they have a fight first. Madison is trying to break up with him and he is refusing. Eventually they go to meet the fam and it’s so awkward!! His family doesn’t like her because their “lifestyles” don’t match. Peter drinks and loves sex and Madison doesn’t drink and is saving herself… once again, how has this lasted so long?
After all of this, Madison self-eliminates herself.
NIGHT 2!
Drama finally begins and it’s amazing! Peter is sad Madison is gone and definitely can’t stand being alone so he convinces himself he should be with Hannah Ann. It’s so obvious it’s bad.
Within the first 20 minutes of the show Peter gets engaged to Hannah Ann??!?!?!?

It speeds up to a month after the engagement and they meet up and yep, you guessed it! ….. BREAK UP! Peter says he’s ~having a hard time~ but in reality he wants to be single. She says a lot about him betraying him which was very interesting!

Hannah Ann calls Peter out on everything then throws the engagement ring down. Meanwhile, Peter’s mother is on the stage, cheering on Hannah Ann breaking up with her own son??

Then Hannah Ann comes on the live stage with Chris Harrison looking absolutely SNATCHED. She completely alienated Peter on the stage and had so many good lines prepared. One line that stuck out for everyone was the fact that Hannah Ann low key said that Peter reached out to Hannah Brown after they got engaged to “get closure.”
Then it shows Chris Harrison goes to visit Madison to tell her Peter is single and still wants you. First of all, if Peter wanted to go after Madison, why didn’t he in the first place?

At this point, we are assuming that Peter broke up with Hannah Ann to run to Madison, right? No, there was a large gap in those events according to an interview Hannah Ann gave after the show. After the Hannah Ann breakup there was a month and a half gap before CHRIS HARRISON RUNS AFTER MADISON! Obviously Peter wasn’t in a rush.
That brings me to my next point. While there was a gap in time, people are saying that during the gap Peter and Kelley were hooking up. Specifically, at the Super Bowl while they were both in Miami.

This would explain why Kelley wasn’t at the Women Tell All which was filmed a month ago. She was however in the audience at the finale and Chris Harrison pointed it out.
Getting back to Madison, her and Peter get on the stage and say they are going to work on their relationship one day at a time (LOL). In the audience, Barbara, Peter’s mother is making faces of disgust towards Madison.
Chris Harrison asks her how she feels and Barbara DOES NOT HOLD BACK. She completely disapproves of their relationship. Madison is polite the whole time. When Chris asks Mr. Weber what he thinks about it all to diffuse the situation, Barb leans over and in Spanish says “agree with me.” (Does she not realize many Americans speak spanish???)
Chris Harrison tries to wrap it up and make everything seem perfectly fine then asks Barb how she thinks this could turn out well and Barb answers with “Peter will have to fail to succeed.” It was so savage the entire audience gasped then booed her.
So now fast forward three days, this may be shocking news but Madison and Peter announced they are breaking up. I know… tragic news.

Now what?



